Spetsnaz 

An umbrella term for any special forces in Russian.

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.

Spetsnaz by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

Spetsnaz 

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.

"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me

Spetsnaz by Dave September 8, 2004

Spetsnaz 

Noun: A Russian special operations division formed during the Cold War. Famous for uniform production of total badasses by way of extreme training

Verb: To achieve a goal in an extreme, badass, or simply awesome manner. Bonus points for crazy stunts, unusual weapons, and explosions.

See Also: Backflip Hatchet Attack

Some fuckwad was speaking against the glorious motherland (Mother Russia), so I Spetsnazed him to death and burned his house down.

Spetsnaz by freeman54 June 5, 2010

Spetsnaz 

Russian military special forces that give the U.S. Navy SEALS a run for their money. The Spetsnaz are the most badass badasses in the world. Their main strategic is to rush the enemy, going in all guns-a-blazing, and they're the team every Call of Duty player wants to be on.

Tactical Nuke is launched.
Navy SEALS: TACTICAL NUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!
Spetsnaz: (calmly), Enemy nuke incoming.... Yay

Spetsnaz by TheRussianHammer September 17, 2014

Spetznastico 

Greatest luchador of all times. He combines wrestling moves with the ancient russian self defense art of Systema to bring his oponents to submission.

Person 1: Why you run like little bitch?
Person 2: Don't make me go Spetznastico on your ass!!

Spetznastico by Pedro Orta November 26, 2007

Spetsnaz 

Russia's best military force. These comrades look like they fight super heroes. Slavic people named Valentin Boris Lara and Martin especially enjoy spetsnaz training.

Johnny: jeez, did you see our soldier do that backflip?!

Comrade: on spetsnaz. vyyezd v GULAG, prodovol'stvennyy pokhititel.
Johnny: yes comrade.

Spetsnaz by Memecomrade69 September 14, 2018

spelling spetsnaz 

a form of grammar Nazi that holds there own in Russia

that man is such a spelling spetsnaz. he wont even let me miss spell "fair".

spelling spetsnaz by salistar244 October 20, 2011