spespionage

This is the act of having sexual intercourse with a woman, while another guy is hiding in the closet watching/masturbating. As the individual in the closet is climaxing, he runs out, and blows his load on the womens face, and then runs out of the room, laughing hysterically.

"So the other day I was screwing my girlfriends brains out, when out of the closet jumps a complete stranger, and commits an act of spespionage."

spespionage by Andrew/Sander May 21, 2008

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Sexpionage

Using sex to obtain information.

Sarah used sexpionage to find out the date of the party that she wasn't invited to.

Sexpionage by backlash99 September 20, 2010

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spezpionage

The act of masturbating while watching another couple engage in sex acts, unbeknown to them. This can be literally the case, or just a derogatory term used towards someone who invades the personal space of a couple.

I was trying to have an intimate moment with my girlfriend the other day, but my frickin' roommate was there the whole time committing spezpionage.

spezpionage by Bemus June 14, 2008

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Sexpionage

when you pay for a single month membership to a only fans girl and then screenshot and post all the pictures to Reddit

Joel committed sexpionage against Stacy and said he was doing the lords work.

Sexpionage by Zyzz99 September 8, 2023

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whoreprate sexpionage

when you pay for a single month membership to a only fans page and screenshot and post all the pictures to Reddit

Whoreprate sexpionage was committed against Stacy and now her friends have seen her private photos for free

whoreprate sexpionage by Zyzz99 September 8, 2023

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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