Top Definition
Being prevented from blowing your load, either directly or indirectly.
"Dude, my girlfriend took all my porn and she won't do anything with me until she's off her period. I can't live like this, I'm in a fucking spermweb."
by AllKnowingJackOfTrades October 09, 2011
When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!
by Sky High CEO November 12, 2014
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