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spermaphobic 

Someone whose phobia is sperm.
I'm so spermaphobic that I have to be on the pill, have the guy wear 2 layers of condoms when having sex. And when he ejaculates, he has to pull out, and then the next morning I have to get my next-day morning pill A.S.A.P.
spermaphobic by ladynz April 24, 2008

spermaphalactic shock 

Severe allergic reaction to semen either ingested or dermal contact.
Tera can't give head because she's had spermaphalactic shock before.

Spermaphobe 

A guy that is too much of a pussy to kiss his woman after she has gone down on him.
Ted is such a spermaphobe, he refuses to kiss me after I give him head.
Spermaphobe by The anti spermaphobe November 18, 2010

spermaphrodite 

An hermaphrodite who loves to participate in orgies.
Pat is a very attractive hermaphrodite who looks like a very beautiful, large breasted woman with a huge cock and a tight little vagina. Pat is super popular at all the orgies, and loves to play the "spermaphrodite"!
spermaphrodite by Cris Kelly July 22, 2006

spermapalooza 

to have a sperm party
also known as a dickfest.
come over over friday night, we're having a spermapalooza

spermaphobia 

The fear or phobia of germs.
Didn't you just clean!? Gosh, do you have spermaphobia or something?
spermaphobia by Mer-may-may December 25, 2007