| 1. | Testicules | ||
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A common mis-spelling of the word testicles.
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Testicles The testicles, known medically as testes (singular testis), are the male generative glands in animals. Male mammals have two testicles, contained within an extension of the abdomen called the scrotum. Between the seminiferous tubules are special cells called interstitial cells (Leydig cells) where testosterone and other androgens are formed. Function Like the ovaries (to which they are homologous), testicles are components of both the reproductive system (being gonads) and the endocrine system (being endocrine glands). The respective functions of the testicles are: - producing sperm (spermatozoa) - producing male sex hormones, of which testosterone is the best known Both functions of the testicle, sperm-forming and endocrine, are under control of gonadotropic hormones produced by the anterior pituitary: - luteinizing hormone (LH) - follicle-stimulating hormone (FSH) Structure Under a tough fibrous shell, the tunica albuginea, the testis contain... |
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| 2. | bollock yoghurt | ||
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a thick whitish liquid sent out through the penis during sexual activity containing sperm which is produced by the sex organs of men i shot bollock yoghurt all over her face & tits
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| 3. | cryptorchism | ||
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An abnormal physical condition, involving the male reproductive glands, or the 'testes' if you will. It tends to manifest itself during the first stages of sexual arousal. The erectile tissue of the penis becomes filled with blood, engorging the penis to a semi-flaccid state. The testes at this point are withdrawn into the body by the arteria testicularis, frustrating the blood absorption process of the penis. The penis violently contracts as a result, contusing itself severely at the base. The spasms will increase until the entire stem of the penis has become purple or black-and-blue in color. Despite the excruciating pain, seminal discharge will begin to leak out of the glans (penis tip).
It's recommended to pull back the testes immediately, despite the debilitating pain, to prevent further complications to the male reproductive organ, such as testicular torsion. (Where the blood supply to the testicle is cut off because of 'twists' in the spermatic cord.) "Sorry mate, I'll be bedridden for the rest of the week. My penis cryptorchismed when I made a play for the ol' ball-and-chains. She wasn't too amused... the heartless sow. Can't even walk and the wench insists that I clean out the gutter. You got to love her at least for her lust of the family spear."
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| 4. | Cumboarding | ||
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The act of shooting an overabundant amount of spermatic discharge on a hooker's face so that she thinks she's drowning. The bitch started gagging like a fiend as I was cumboarding her; and then when realized she wasn't dead, she charged me an extra $20 bucks.
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| 5. | Phillip Bitchtits | ||
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A name for retarded group members who don't do shit for their group members and instead watch youtube videos for video games that they never play, They enjoy masturbating to republican debates, lying about getting drunk, and farting on toddlers. You're being a real Phillip Bitchtits right now, start pulling your weight.
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| 6. | Inverted Tea Bag | ||
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An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead. The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.
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