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spermalator 

The word that should be used to describe moving walkways/stairs in shopping centers due to the large amounts of sperm deposited on the hand rails because men often don't wash their hands after using the bathrooms in public places.
"She used the spermalator to get from the first floor to the second floor of the shopping center."

"Lets take the spermalator, it's quicker"
spermalator by foxxysamantha January 10, 2009
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spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).
Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.
spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

Shermanator

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky lady.
I am the Shermanator. You have been targeted for Shermanation.
Shermanator by Major Miner June 1, 2007

Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!
My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!
Sperminator by amylou5276 June 25, 2010

Sperminator

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A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
Sperminator by A1988 June 12, 2011

spermilator 

A man that loves bareback sex and can produce a lot of ejaculation. Repeatedly dumps man milk in his lovers.
(Spermilator)
spermilator by The1Nonly November 11, 2013

sperminator

A hulking, monstrosity of a male, swelled to intense proportions by his massive ego and genital package. His sole purpose is to appropriate your girlfriend and stick his dick in the "mashed potatoes". All this is concluded with a massive outpouring (a true 'gentleman's finish!) of man milk. Looks puerto rican, is generally unpleasant and should be shot on sight, or sodomized with a bandsaw.
We had a rough nite at the bar, I go for a piss and when I come back here's this 7foot high walking hardon with his mitts all over my girls tits. After receiving a severe beating on his behalf, the last thing I remember is that sperminator walkin out, gettin half-blown by my girl.