by poplee33 June 8, 2018
A person who is an angry virgin and as such has plenty of free time and an uptight disposition. They frequently correct the spelling of others for no reason other than to feel superior whilst looking and sounding like a douche to those observing.
This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.
This douchebaggery adds to the long odds of them ever having sex and thus the vicious circle continues.
by IamStandingRightBehingYou May 19, 2010
by L speller May 18, 2022
A person so bad at spelling they can’t believe they actually spelled a word correctly. Symptoms of this paranoia are changing the spelling of a word in question to trigger the spell check for confirmation. Or alternately stopping everything and checking an obviously non-misspelled word at dictionary.com.
“Hey did John ever finish typing up that paper?”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
“Yeah but it took him forever, he’s such a Paranoid Speller.”
by jmcomedy August 29, 2011