Spedestrian

Slow moving, clumsy, stupid pedestrians. Not fit for sidewalks, bike paths, roads, etc.

(See Sped)

"Omg I can't get around this stupid spedestrian!"

"That Spedestrian forgot his helmet!"

Spedestrian by Hoofy February 11, 2009

Speidiship 

A relationship that is obviously without real feelings; a fake relationship

Art and Glenda are in such a Speidiship: she uses him for his money, and he just thinks she's hot.

Speidiship by Shashilion December 26, 2008

Speidel 

An extremely attractive person. Most likely named Kelsey. Gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kelsey was so a Speidel when i saw her up at the movies!

Speidel by Areefer January 6, 2008

Speider

Norwegian word for scout, or tracker.

Also, modern slang for hunter of opposite sex, and nickname for persons percieved as 'hunting big game' e.g. having a larger number ofsexual partners than what is regurarly percieved as normal.

Also used for persons with percieved large 'hunting spear'

Major: "General, I believe the enemy has a Speider in the woods, surveying us!"

Also:

Guy 1: That dude has different women leaving his home every morning.
Guy 2: Yeah. He's Speider.

Speider by Chibichibi83 May 1, 2011

spedestrian

any person whose walk is the speed of an average man's run, yet still has natural steps. Scientists have yet to understand how they keep up speed for so long without running. May cause others in the group to jog in order to catch up. Made from speed + pedestrian

(pant, pant) Oh great, these fuckin spedestrians are killing me, I actually have to run to keep up with them. Damn.

spedestrian by Paul Wall II February 25, 2007

spides 

spides older steek in an astra drinking white lightnig cider or stella richer ones wkd. spides r gay. spides rapr grannys.

favrouit words ,like,wee lad,ur ma, wats a spide/steek.
we are not spides we are chavs. (thats not some thing u want to be)

spides by cavan April 27, 2006

Spediest

Spediest: something that is very sped

This is the spediest haircut

Spediest by Dylan238363728484 January 11, 2018