Speed-o-Shit 

The shit one takes while at school, so one does not have to walk in awkwardly after a 10 minute bathroom break. Usually includes grunts, splashes, and frantic pulling of the toilet paper off the roll. Trying to take a Speed-o-Shit does not work well if the shitter has constipation; but if one can pull it off with ideal conditions, it will seem as if the peed rather than pooped, judging by the time span between them leaving the room and coming back.

Will: Hey, Gerard, you're back from the restroom. That was quick!

Gerard: Yeah, I took a Speed-o-Shit.

Speed-o-Shit by Titobanana September 15, 2013

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic 

A typical ninja from an overrated anime series One punch mang

weeb 1:Sonic is so much faster than Speed-o'-Sound Sonic
weeb 2:No silly, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic can kill him faster before he blinks

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic by CryAtPromNight September 12, 2018

speed o sound sonic 

the hottest anime character to ever exist

person: i want to suck speed o sound sonic’s dick.

speed o sound sonic by thighsexe June 15, 2021

at the speed of laughs 

This describes either comical behavior or buffonary by someone making foolish statements.

The opposing party's bill is coming to us at the speed of laughs!

at the speed of laughs by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017

Speed of Light Fart 

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.

The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.

Speed of Light Fart by Hulk19 August 7, 2017

at the speed of lies

This is a mocking reference to dealing with someone who lies constantly.

The political hack was sending his spin to the media at the speed of lies!

at the speed of lies by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2017

The Speed of Sound 

The speed of sound is the distance from door to computer divided by closing media player and pulling pants up before mom says OMG

The Speed of Sound in an example: 5.2

The Speed of Sound by arkwind March 1, 2009