specjaculation 

A portmanteau of "spectacular" and "ejaculation". Used to describe an ejaculation that is so great, it spurts out like a fireman water hose.

Oh my god the sex was so mind-blowing, I was thrown to the ceiling when Kyle had a specjaculation.

specjaculation by melancholy1 January 20, 2009

Spejaculate 

The process of spontaneously ejaculating on experiencing (seeing/smelling/hearing/touching) something highly arousing, without physical stimulation of the penis. Unlike ejaculation the penis may not always be erect. Spejaculation is sometimes compared with nocturnal emissions and spontaneous orgasms, however, unlike the former it can occur during a waking state and unlike the latter it need not be induced. Though its occurrence is quite rare, Spejaculation occurs among males between the ages of 20-45 and is more frequent among individuals actively restraining sexual desire, i.e. not masturbating.

"I always spejaculate at the titty bar"
"It was horrible! He totally spejaculated when I took my clothes off"
"dude, you better jerk off before that party.. there's gonna be alot of tight A.. you don't wanna spejaculate again do ya?"
"God shes so hot, I totally spejaculated my pants"

Spejaculate by funnyfucker April 8, 2009

Specjaculate

An explosion of speculation over something very small.

That guy specjaculated over thinking that she would fall in love with him.

Specjaculate by Shane O September 6, 2007

specjaculate

verb

To cause a fanboy to spontaneously ejaculate over unfounded speculation and rumors regarding upcoming company products.

Mac zealots around the world specjaculated after seeing some faked shots of a rumored Apple iVideoPhonePod.

specjaculate by iceberg July 16, 2008

spectaculate

when a gentleman uses a dibber on a nice lady, to great effect, one or both of them may spectaculate over each other to the great satisfaction of both parties.

ooh, bloke, that was spectacular, you spectaculated all over me !

spectaculate by samebloke September 8, 2005

Spectaculate

to make spectacular; to upgrade from 'meh' to 'phenom'

Example:

"Practicing fellatio on My King for 3 to 6 hours a day will spectaculate my head game."

~~~His Queen

Spectaculate by Sequel10 November 21, 2023