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speculambulate 

To attempt to pass an opposing walker by changing alignment and stepping to one side, but with the result that both walkers end up moving in the same direction, awkwardly shuffling to avoid each other.
See also: sidewalk shuffle
Don't you love it when you walk down a sidewalk and speculambulate with a total stranger until you both bust out laughing?
speculambulate by just4titsNjiggles September 9, 2018

only one can speculate 

It is only up to the beholder that may reveal the possibilities and illuminate the mysteries of the particular subject
yo is that a shemale or a girl?

only one can speculate...

Speculatistics 

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.
The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!
Speculatistics by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

secularism 

The belief that church and state should be entirely separate, and that the citizens should be free to believe whatever they want.
The government of America is based on Secularism, whatever Glenn Beck might think.
secularism by DaveGranger March 24, 2010

Pseudo-secularism 

In the Indian context, the term pseudo-secularism is used to indicate unfair advantage to certain religions, i.e. Muslims, Christian appeasement politics. The term 'Pseudo-secular' implies that those who claim to be secular are actually not so, but are Pro-Abrahamic.
Indian Muslims and Christians: "We are the real Minority, look at us, majority is making our life hell"
Buddhists, Sikhs, Jains, Zoroastrian: Are you Serious?
Keyboard warrior Hindus: Give us a break, why so much 'Pseudo-secularism'?