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a friend of yours who is either high or retarted. also can be stupid or gay.
Stop calling me at friggin 1 a.m., you fuckin spaz monkey!
by ianill March 26, 2007

Words related to spazmonkey

bastard chavscum fat tosser you
Spazmonkey: an insult, to point out the fact that the person is 'retarded', a 'fool'.
Don't look at me like that, you fuckin' spazmonkey!
by Spazzy McFuck June 18, 2004
Someone who pretends to be anti-chav when in fact they are actually lovers of all things chav i.e. burberry, trakies, gypped-up cars, white lightning cider, terrorising elderly and vunerable people.
A fake, phoney, fraud, hypocrite, anyone who belongs to the spazmonkey forum.
Tuck your trakies in your socks and let's join spazmonkey.
by Yobkillah October 11, 2006