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To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.
"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"
spained by spainee April 28, 2005
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spavined 

Spavined - to be broken and decrepid
Last weekend I was so hungover I was spavined
spavined by Matt Tebbs May 13, 2005

Spavinki 

When ya mans bein' kinda spavinki ya kno?
Tyler: "You're bad, you're trash, you're fucking dog-water, kill yourself."
Kylar: "Bro you're acting a bit spavinki right now."
Tyler: *shits*
Spavinki by Flumph January 4, 2022

Spavinki 

When ya mans' bein' kinda spavinki ya know? Just a bit silly, a bit wacky, ya feel me?
Tyler: "I hate minorities."
Luigi from Super Mario: "you're acting a bit spavinki ngl"
Tyler: *shits*
Spavinki by Flumph January 4, 2022
The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes
Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.
Spained by Brando August 6, 2003
A situation that occurs when a person discharges saliva from the mouth (usualy while having dry-mouth) and it dangles in a vine like manner.
guy 1: "Dude, i've just spat and made a slavine."
guy 2: "Aawww, gross. Get rid of it, man."
guy 1: "I'm trying to but it keeps on going."
Slavine by worthatron March 11, 2011