Top Definition
1. n. the spamming or disease of spamming of statistics, or the seemingly excessive knowledge of random facts/conversation tidbits

2. v. a criminal sex act of sneaking a piece of raw spam in a woman's belly button (if overweight), ear, or vagina while she is sleeping

3. n. an internet transmitted disease, usually caused by watching too many shitty documentaries
DudeBro 1: Dude, Jim's got a bad case of the spatistics.

DudeBro 2: Bro, I know right, Shelly was pissed.

DudeBro 1: Dude, wtf, Bro?
by psuedolicious December 18, 2013

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