Noun: The wet spatter (hence the name) which flies into the bowl of the toilet during a furious diarhea-type shit. Also, the residual wet the clings to one's leg and drawers when one sharts (shits one's pants).
"Holy fuck that Indian food was great. Only problem is my stomach back there. i think i got a little spat on the chief (dick)."
by A Dub November 09, 2006