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A complete retard who does not know what they are doing and make weird noises like "Mur Mur ehhrreehr"

Convo between Bob and a Spastic:

Bob: Hi you spaz.

Spastic: MurHurDurHurDurHur!!

Bob: O...Kay i'll just agree with you.

Spastic: Meuurheerr, can i hug youu?
A spastic joke:

What do you call a spastic in a wheelchair?
Anything you want, they"ll just smile and try to hug you.
by J E B U S October 21, 2009
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1. A person with cerebral palsy
2. A sexy, suave, witty Australian man
Do not corrupt the word "spastic", you American and British scumbags
by Super_Spastic October 06, 2003
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A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!
Big up the spastic crew massive
by me March 24, 2005
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some crippled chavy!!!
some lazy fat git, who cant walk!!!
by Oº°‘¨Åm¥¨‘°ºO March 07, 2005
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SOMEONE WITH CEREBRAL PALSY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DEROGATORY TERM TO EXPLAIN OR MOCK ANYONE

please take any other definitions down as it is highly offensive and only enforces the stigma of the medical condition
Jamie has Spastic Cerebral palsy, it affects his hand movement
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Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.
Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.
by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015
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