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1. spastard
who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
by Ashley Nov 12, 2002 add a video
2. spastard
A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.
You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.
by mmmmmmkay Jul 23, 2005 add a video
3. spastard
Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!
Daniel is a spastard
by Shaun Walker Mar 2, 2005 add a video
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