Spasino, a portmanteau of spa and casino.
Terry: "Damn. This place is luxe."
Boyle: "Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down there forever. Had I known all it'd take was a few broken bones, I would've hit him with a baseball bat years ago!"
Jake: "Mm-mm."
Boyle: "Sarge, it's a spa and a casino. A spasino!"
Jake: "One of the room service options is a carving station. ♪ Talkin' prime rib in bed! ♪ And what's this? I'm using a blanket as a napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy."
Boyle: "Real fancy."
by natalie portmanteaux August 4, 2023
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