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10.
Phrase used to describe someone who is/does something really fuckin stupid, is extremely annoying, a raging albino or otherwise just a major pain in the ass!! Synonym: George Costanza.
Guy 1: Stuffs his snowmobile because he forgot to clamp it!
Guy 1's friends to Guy 1: SPARKY!

Friend #1 to Friend #2 after he gets an OUI for not turning on his headlights... "Sparky!"

by DewNut March 27, 2008
 
1.
Electrical engineer.
I get electrocuted because that bloody sparky got the wires crossed.
by Smeg January 12, 2004
 
2.
An electrician who works in his trade for a living. This includes Sparkies such as:

1. Systems Electricians
2. Industrial Electricians
3. Domestic\Residential Electricians
4. Commercial Electricians

And to a lesser degree:

1. Liners
2. Telecommunications\Cat5e\RJ45\Cable Splicers

Explicitly *not* an Electrcial Engineer or Draftsman for they do not use tools or come out to your house in the middle of the night to replace your broken shit)
The Sparky will be here tomorrow to fix that damned switchboard.

The Sparky ripped me off .... again!

I didn't allow enough in my original plans to pay the Sparky, so I'm not going to ... I'll see the bastard in court instead, I'm not giving him a dime! <maniacal laughter>
by Ivonin December 12, 2007
 
3.
Independent, Hard-headed, smart, insane, rebellious, musician, "special", loving, funny, awesome, outgoing, hardcore,loud, coy, ... just Sparky.
There is no example, there is only one Sparky.

Ex: Chuck Norris, there's only one, duh.
by penguins0on0fire October 06, 2011
 
4.
A term of endearment towards a guy.
Usually an extremely hot sexy mexy who makes a great boyfriend.
Known to go to church on sundays and have a good conscience, Sparky is a very good person.

The type of guy who you just look at and think "God, he's beautiful."
A deep and sensitive person. Makes for great conversation.

"priceless"

Also known to have very traditional taste in things---vanilla icecream and cake,

old fashioned, classy style of clothing, white girls, and old music and movies.
"I hear Sparky is dating someone!! I'm so depressed...."
"Me too! She's so lucky..."
by HotokoChan July 17, 2009
 
5.
Another more polite nickname used in place of just calling him an asshole one that he may never catch onto
Yea whatever you say Sparky.
by shespeaks May 18, 2013
 
6.
Mascot of Arizona State University.
Fork 'em Sparky!

Sparky is a Sun Devil.
by Devil Fan April 26, 2009
 
7.
nickname for the pairing(ship) John Sheppard/Elizabeth Weir in Stargate Atlantis.
suppously named after the sparks between them
'i wrote a sparky fic'
'i made a sparky icon'
'this episode was full of sparky moments'
by okelay January 01, 2006