sparkly 

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

sparkly by purple_sheboodles29 November 17, 2009

sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. The term originated in a fancomic on Pirate Monkeys Inc.

"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."

sparklypoo by GMonkey May 5, 2007

sparkly demeanor

1. Marked by high spirits or excitement.. 2. bubbly and giddy... 3. like a cheerleader

Gwen has a "sparkly demeanor".

sparkly demeanor by J beau March 22, 2010

Sparkly Woo Woo 

A Big Black Dick with sugar on it.

Man: Bitch! Give me a Bj!
Girl: Can it be sparkly woo woo stHow

Sparkly Woo Woo by Rimic October 19, 2015

Sparkly Muffins 

(v.) Code word for the act of making whoopie, shaking the sheets, fucking, getting it in, smushing, smashing, sexytime, pounding it out, and any other action or name associated with having sex.

Don't come home I am making sparkly muffins with Brice.

It is now safe to come to the dorm room becuase the sparkly muffins have been baked.

I am going to make sparkly muffins with the hottie in my math class all night long!

Sparkly Muffins by Pres of Sparkly Muffin Group September 9, 2011

Sparkleypoo 

One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary Sue version of Hogwarts, dedicated to the four main categories Mary Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful (blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter than Hermione, but quite humble about it, the love intirest of ebery boy at Hogwarts and will make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen to kill the Mary Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus and her animagus are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.

Mary Sue: Hello! My name is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut but I'm so sweet!

Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

Mary Sue: Tee hee!

Sparkleypoo by Peaseblossom85 July 15, 2006

sparklypoo

In the Harry Potter fanon, a fifth Hogwarts house where the Mary Sues live. Sometimes misspelled as "Sparkleypoo."

The term originated in this fan-comic: http://piratemonkeysinc.com/ms1.htm

"I started reading that fic but the characters all belong in Sparklypoo."

sparklypoo by GMonkey December 26, 2008