Head Sparkin’ 

Thinking (as in the firing of neurons)

Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."

Head Sparkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water

Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice

Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011

Twilight Sparkle 

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.

Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.

Twilight Sparkle by Edudls May 23, 2011

the curse of grandma sparkle 

The curse of Grandma Sparkle refers to the the fact that in Fallout 3 if you go near a character named grandma Sparkle the game might crash. It was named The curse of Grandma Sparkle by YouTube Mittensquad.

My game crashed because of the curse of Grandma Sparkle.

the curse of grandma sparkle by Dolphinthespaz April 2, 2021

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad 

a bunch of cool people who can kick ur nuts

boy: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad probably so weak. LMFAO

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad: stfu stinky hoe *GIRLBOSS KICK*

boy: *dead*

girlboss unicorn sparkle squad by mikannnn_ December 18, 2021

Sparkle Cock 

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.

Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.

Sparkle Cock by Quillar August 7, 2011