sparklepeen

Twilight reference: Bella Swan's nickname for Edward Cullen's dick. It refers to a penis that is cold, hard and most importantly, sparkly.

Edward Cullen: Need some wood, baby?
Bella Swan: You mean rock?
Edward: Need some rock, baby?
Bella: Hells yeah. Ohai there sparklepeen!!1!

sparklepeen by OMGDAZZLED~ March 1, 2009

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jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...

hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh

jimbob sparklepants by rawr! :P January 26, 2010

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Sparkle Peen

A term given by the hilarious stoney321 on LJ, defining Edward Cullen's Penis.

They land on a deserted island that Esme owns and get to hang out in paradise with no one around to witness the SPARKLE PEEN.

Sparkle Peen by Colorsonthewall June 18, 2009

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Sparkleweed

A substance that puts a sparkle into your life; makes everything seem on the bright side; boosts sex drive; the only known form of addicting weed.

-"Ay let's go light up on some sparkleweed"
-"As long as you got some glittercrack to sprinkle on it!"

Sparkleweed by Rhooka July 4, 2008

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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