spard
The combination of tard and sped.
Explained with a simple mathematical equation.
x = sped
y = tard
x - ed = sp
y - t = ard
x + y = spard
Jon was being a total spard the other day while kicking Andrew, but it was funny.

You spard, get that out of your mouth!
by kort January 10, 2005
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To be interrupted when using an Armoury Crate, or Rune of Transfer in Nyzul Isle Investigation.
Omg I've just been sparded!
by Seshamaru January 10, 2009
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Its a combination of a spaz and a tard, a retarded spaz.
Gosh hes such a spard.
by GoodChoiceatthewak March 5, 2019
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