cincinnati spackler
cincinnati spackler by mypssy August 11, 2010
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shaolin shackles
Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.
The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015
Related Words
New chains , same shackles
New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020
Texas Sparkle
When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".
Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."
Texas Sparkle by KillerChimp November 4, 2011
Spackle Jack
Seminal fluid that one has stored (usually jarred/canned) for use as a lubricant during sexual intercourse at a later time.
Jimmy dipped the bologna pony into the luke-warm jar of spackle jack before thunder fucking Todd's b-hole
Spackle Jack by maMFz11 January 15, 2019
robin sparkles
robin sparkles by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009