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Poop spank 

Telling someone that you have to poop, but really you are going to jerk off.
Bill said that he had to go poop right after seeing the celebrity nude leaks. I bet he is really going to poop spank it.
Poop spank by J-M0NEYS November 24, 2014

stank poon 

a female vagina that comes to be quite stanky due to the presence of poo or a poo like substance in or around the vag.
I was fuckin my girlfriend and when i pulled out, my johnson smelled like shit. Fuckin stank poon.
stank poon by pwnstarsixty9 January 7, 2010

Stank poon payback 

when you fuck a girl with a stankin ass poon-tang and you wanna let her know that her down stairs mix up stinks like hell, just wait til the next time you have sex with her, before you bust your load just rub your shit all up under little miss stank poon's nose then bust your nut right up her nostrils. i wouldnt do this unless you plan on breaking up with her after wards, i had a girl with a stinkin ass pussy but i didnt do this, i just broke up with that cause that shit aint cool. i did not have the balls to achieve greatness and do this.
Man I fingered Ginger during Winter Olympics then I smelled my fingers and almost threw up, I should have given her a "Stank Poon Payback".

Stank poot 

Can be loud but mostly a hot silent gas that has been brewing inside for hours after Taco Bell and pork rhines then u try to sneak it out n that bitch stank so bad the cat ran and it gaged a maggot thst b**** stank
Dude I jus let out a stank Poot , run ( thumbs down my stank Poot, I dare u)
Stank poot by Tiny Meats January 1, 2022

Stank Poon 

The action of whiping one's ass from back to front, particularly females, making one's poon very stanky.
Wow, that's one mighty stank poon.
Stank Poon by She Bangs April 20, 2006

Spanky Mc Poop Smudge

A term to insult somebody who is a loser or a moron
Spanky Mc Poop Smudge by Millettr January 13, 2006