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A memory bank of your naughty incidents your partner accumulates allowing him to throw you over his shoulder and spank you along the way prior to having his way with you.
You put googly eyes on his licence; That’s one for “The Spank Bank”
by Squid Taco March 30, 2022
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Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
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a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.
by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022
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when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche
I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip
by tjdabomb August 26, 2011
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Sauce that is released from the penis while in the anus.
"Eernie", "yes Bert " " I'm gonna put some Spank Sauce in your ass"
by CockedBlock69 March 13, 2018
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Pleasuring one's self to pre-digital porn.
I came across Traci Lords today on Porn hub. Needless to say, it was quite the retro-spank.
by RUBIWAN February 12, 2016
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