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spanglemonkey 

Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun
I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
spanglemonkey by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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spanglemonkey 

UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.
I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.
spanglemonkey by black flag June 27, 2004

spanglemonkey 

the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle
ARRRRR, it be's Captain Spanglemonkey
spanglemonkey by bob October 9, 2003

spongemonkey 

spongemonkey's are those fonky-looking demented hamsters on the quiznos commercials. a.k.a....the coolest things ever!
"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuus!! they are tasty they are crunchy they are warm because they toast them! THEY GOT A PEPPER BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"eat quiznos suuuuuuubs! coz they are good to uuuuuuuus! when you bring in a coupoooooooon for things to eat or oil changes!!!!! or pony rides or hair pluuuuuuuugs! subs are a dollar off.....BEWARE OF PAPER CUUUUUUUUUTS!!!!"
spongemonkey by marni March 7, 2004

spongemonkey 

the funniest creatures u see in the quiznos commercials and on rathergood.com
"We like da mooooon! Cuz it's close to us!"
spongemonkey by Dirge February 13, 2005

spongemonkey 

those scarry ass things on the quizno's comercial
'we love quiznos subs, because they're toasted' and other crazy random shits like that
spongemonkey by allievmarie February 13, 2004

spongemonkey 

those crazy- ass weirdos that have bulging eyes and mouths that move even when the thing isn't talking. they have a voice worse than LaToya jackson. They have out of tune guitars and funky clothing. I love em.
"we love the suuubbbbsss....subs are a doooooollllllaaaarrrr off....." you know, does a dollar really matter for buying a freakin' sandwich? i dont think so. Screw the cupons. long live the spongemonkies.
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