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Spider monkey + Glue + Glitter + Glass beads = fun
I played with my spanglemonkey all day until he choked on a bead and died.
by Anonymous October 16, 2003
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UK usage:-
To wank, masterbate, self abuse, act like Onan etc.

Comes from spangle- to add glitter / cum, and monkey - the male member.
I've got a hard on so I'm gonna spanglemonkey.
by black flag June 27, 2004
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the name of Captain Spanglemonkey, a man often referred to when one is stoned in Meigle
by bob October 09, 2003
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