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Irish Water Spaniel 

A large breed of spaniel, the oldest and rarest of them.

It has a thick, waterproof, curly liver-coloured coat which although looks similar to that of a poodle in texture, is actually very soft and fluffy.

Their most distinguishing features are their bright yellow eyes and their strange, hairless, rat-like tails. They also have webbed feet.

It is impossible to keep this dog out of the water, so don`t even try.
Person 1 - `Hey, is that a poodle?'
Person 2 - 'No, check the tail. That's an Irish Water Spaniel'
Irish Water Spaniel by Ayra April 8, 2010
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Spaniel Shot 

A topless photograph of a girl with particularly droopy bosoms.

Derived from the term 'Spaniels Ears'.
"Oh man, I finally persuaded Jo to send me a picture of her tits last night, turned out it was a right Spaniel Shot, I had to kick her to the curb"
Spaniel Shot by CF Enterprises November 16, 2011
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caca spaniel 

A dog pooping on a baby.

- First heard on How I Met Your Mother
Dude, google caca spaniel! It's hilarious!

randy spaniel 

One who has the desire or tendency to chase skirt or some other appealing object.
Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel.

Smelling that pizza is making me one randy spaniel.
randy spaniel by thornhero March 4, 2011

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel 

Breed of dog that origingated in England a long friggin time ago. They were the royal dog until the pug was introduced. Looks a lot like a Cocker Spaniel, but nothing like it. Cocker Spaniels are stupid. Cavaliers are the best pets ever.
What kind of a dog is that? 'It's a Cavalier King CHarles Spaniel, you idiot!'

spacelift 

n. A drastic alteration of one's myspace profile. The spacelift is often employed to evade an ex or an insistent loser on myspace.
Example:

Girl1: I think my ex found me on myspace again.

Girl2: Time for another spacelift.
spacelift by Mr. Busby January 16, 2009

spacelag 

Reduced muscular co-ordination, diminished mental faculties leading to extra long reaction time taken by someone who is stoned.

Its like jetlag except here your coming back from outer space.
It took Jack 20 minutes to open the can of cola - he is soooo spacelagged.
spacelag by ShreyZ December 14, 2010