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Sumpornos 

The act of running into or stumbling upon a quantity of some pornos, while having no contemplation over the found pornos that there are some missing, and being completely taken by surprise at the sight of said pornos
Tomorrow we'll take the boat out across the late to find the lost sumporno.

Dude, did those sumpornos just follow you to the gultch?

We gotta get you some sumpornos, but not all the sumpornos. And quiet
Sumpornos by Cunjduckler May 29, 2016
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Spam emails containing messages about getting a larger wang, or on how to satisfy your lover in bed.
"Attract ladies like bees to honey with your brand new pecker" - Spampoon can also be called Poon Spam depending on what part of the world you are from.. or something..
spampoon by olstar May 16, 2008
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spamporn 

Spamporn is the unwanted and graphic pornography that showes up on your internet/computer after 20 of your son's friends drink beer at your house while you were on vacation in New Mexico.
My goddamn fucking computer is totally infuckingfected with this bitches who squirt, spamporn shit.
spamporn by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

sampoorno 

sampoorno is fat
sampoorno by lawdalassanbbyoda October 8, 2022

spAmPOLOGY 

A cascade of apologetic messages, sent with good intention, that end up looking quite spammy.
When a person adds a comment to another person's blog post and makes a mistake. As their only channel of communication is by writing comments, they then try and write another message to correct that mistake.

But, then, make a further mistake in the second comment. So, they write another one to apologise and so on.

The plethora of comments end up looking a bit spammy.

Also applies to social network 'walls'.

-Blog Comments-

--by: Jim--
time : 3 minutes ago:

Thanks for the article i am not a fan of your work.

--by: Jim--
time : 2 minutes ago:

Oops... meant to say i AM a fan of your work.

I'm not Sorry for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 1 minutes ago:

oh dear .. meant to say I AM sally for the previous comment

--by: Jim--
time : 2 seconds ago

fair enough. delete me now. what a total load of spAmPOLOGIES

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spAmPOLOGY by Anon345 November 9, 2009

Spagiorno 

Your gay friend; Must be a JoBro and Spanish
Dude 1: Yo wus poppin Spagiorno

Spagiorno: Wuz good dickcheese
Spagiorno by Ideklmao April 3, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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