spambidextrous

word created by me back in the 90's

A) Something really amazing or shocking
B) Something you can use to reply to any question

Bill - I just got a brand new TVR Tuscan
Joe - Spambidextrous!!!

Bill - Hey mate are you ok?
Joe - Spambidextrous! You?

spambidextrous by Gandhiluv September 8, 2005

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scambidextrous

An adjective describing someone who is highly expert at pulling just about any scam a person could imagine.

Until the Scammer in Chief came along, Rudy Giuliani, in his younger incarnation as the Mayor of NYC, long before his brain turned to mush, was considered the most covertly scambidextrous politician on the planet.

scambidextrous by Dr Bunnygirl May 15, 2023

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slambidextrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand

being able to slam my ham with either hand makes me slambidextrous

slambidextrous by ungerwoo January 5, 2011

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Sambidextrous

Sambidextrous

Semi ambidextrous

The ability to use either hand for certain tasks such as texting, clicking of the mouse, masturbation.

Chris- was it hard rubbing one off with a broken hand?

Mark- yea, but its ok. My left hand was really gentle when clicking my mouse.

Chris- ah, you had a stranger at the laptop. You're so sambidextrous.

Sambidextrous by Overserge December 10, 2015