someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.
by Prince Walter April 27, 2008
Spalding is a town in Lincolnshire, full of imbred retarded morons who think the sun shines out of their rear ends. The main species of wildlife is emo, of the sub genious goth. The town has been known to be described as a blackhole on the face of the planet that sucks all living happiness out of it.
'Goodbye my dear I'm just off to Spalding to be heckled by emos, and then have my soul torn from my remains from some druggy'
by Gandalf the polka dotted December 28, 2007