The part of an Italian section in a city where there are men in sleeveless undershirts with photos tattooed on them (usually one of their Mom with a tomato plant), and women who yell at the top of their lungs through bright red lipstick while wearing skin tight leopard pants.
Gia-"I'm going to the Italian Market today for some provolone. Should I take the shortcut?"
Guido-"Make sure you don't walk through the Spaghetto to get there. Vito and his boys are looking for new whores."
Guido-"Make sure you don't walk through the Spaghetto to get there. Vito and his boys are looking for new whores."
by joanie19046 January 22, 2013
Spaghetto is the singular form of spaghetti. No, I'm serious, Google it. This also means that "several spaghetti" is grammatically correct, no matter how much you don't want it to be.
Guy 1: You know those scenes in romantic movies where the "spaghetti" is actually one long spaghetto, an-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
๐๐ถ๐บ 2 ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ
Guy 2: What the fu-
Guy 2: Di-Did you just say "spaghetto?" I don't think that's a word.
Guy 1: It is according to Wiktionary.
๐๐ถ๐บ 2 ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ต ๐ญ๐ข๐ฑ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฑ
Guy 2: What the fu-
by bit125 November 18, 2020
by DonnieLee November 20, 2006
Ramen noodles and ketchup
by A WHITE GUY January 28, 2020
A cheap and easy twist on an Italian classic. Make ramen noodles, dump out the liquid and cover the noodles with ketchup.
Joe's girlfriend wanted a fancy Italian dinner, but he only had $5, so she would have to settle for spaghetto.
by UnderscoremyTilde January 2, 2009
1)There comes a time when you're bored and hungry at home(Probably stoned), and there's no food in the fridge. You've got some possibly expired noodles and a can/jar of some type of sauce in the cupboard, but no meat. What do you prepare for yourself? Some ghetto spaghetti, Spaghetto.
2) Very poorly prepared spaghetti.
2) Very poorly prepared spaghetti.
Me: Damn..There isn't shit to eat in this house, I'm hungry as fuck!
Friend: I found a box of noodles and a jar of Prego!
Me: Grand! Spaghetto it is!!
Friend: I found a box of noodles and a jar of Prego!
Me: Grand! Spaghetto it is!!
by SCARtacular.. September 26, 2009
Yo, we goin' to da spaghetto. Better bring a noodle do- we don't wanna get in a fight unarmed. Watch out for the gingers too, they'll vomit tomato sauce which burns your flesh off.
by DucksCrossing June 5, 2014