Pedos in Speedos
Pedos in Speedos by EmoRaccoon October 27, 2018
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Noun. The flacid, yet visible phallic shape, that can be seen when one dons a fitted swim suit.
Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.
The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
Do not confuse this with "the bulge." "The bulge" is when the crotch region has a visible bulge, but there is no defined phallic shape.
The swimsuit doesn't have to be a speedo, but over the years speedo has been a generic term for the fitted suits.
speedosausage by orange peel April 11, 2008
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spedosexual
From the root word Spedophile; which is a person with a strong sexual attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
Spedosexual is a person with a strong sexual attraction and desires towards people that are learning disabled and or learning impaired.
"That girl Angel, only dates guys from the special needs classes, because no one else would be interested in her."
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
"The other day Diane was bragging about much she enjoys giving mentally retarded guys erections."
"Gus kept feeling up that girl in the wheel chair who isn't able to talk or communicate with anyone."
"Sergio has sexual rape fantasies of choking people who do not understand that it is wrong."
"Maria has a boyfriend with a learning disability whom she cares for and takes care of him. She lets him know everything going on around his life when others are showing that they care for his friendship, when people are really bullying him and taking his kindness for granted, and she prepares his food for him, takes care of him like a mother to a child while loving him like a wife to her husband."
"Guadalupe takes care of her husband with a learning disability, she defends him when others are laughing at him and he seems helpless, the other day when the cashier told him, 'What are you F****** Retarded or something?' Guadalupe got in that woman's face and demanded the manager to make a formal apology."
#spedosexual
spedosexual by MrLingam80 April 12, 2018
Paedo Speedos
The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
Paedo Speedos by Bright Soul October 6, 2023
Paedos in Speedos
Name given to French holiday makers in the Ardeche region of Southern France. Recognisable by their tight fitting pants and one leg on a rock stance
Paedos in Speedos by Franc Le Poeff December 9, 2008
Reverse speedos
This is wash day plus two. Running out of briefs (smalls) necessitates urban swimming in your speedos and as we all know they are basically a 'reserve' pair of briefs for this occasion. Reverse speedos are 'stretching the envelope' of the concept into another day!!
The Dude is such a lazy slob, rather than nailing his laundry last night he's doing reverse speedos today!
Reverse speedos by 192DUG December 19, 2011