Airsick Spaceman 

When you wrap a plastic bag around a lover's head, tear a hole in the top, and vomit into it.

John: Boy, I really am bored.
Rob: I'm queasy after all this marker-huffing. Mind if i release my stomach onto you.
John: Only if you give me the airsick spaceman

Airsick Spaceman by bobmek January 24, 2018

Arizona Spaceman 

A sex act wherein the female props herself on her hands, and the male holds her hips, and enters from behind, wheelbarrow-style. The bodies form a stylized capital A, hence the "Arizona," and the female's gravity-defying stance lends the "Spaceman."

So Steve and I were doing the Arizona Spaceman last night, and I got such a rush of blood to the head!!

Arizona Spaceman by Taylor Christian Rowan January 30, 2016

Spaceman bed sheets 

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

Spaceman bed sheets by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Spaceman Toe 

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.

Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!

Spaceman Toe by pharmman March 18, 2009

Dirty Spaceman 

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

Dirty Spaceman by Docula October 27, 2011

spaceman 

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

spaceman by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

Spaceman Spiff by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009