Skip to main content

Space Job 

A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"

Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
Space Job by Astronaught773 March 19, 2014
Related Words

Spacemobile 

Spacemobile is the genericized term for the technology that gives satellite signal (voice, text, and data) directly to unmodified ordinary cellphones when out of coverage from normal cell towers.

Also referred to as:

Satellite 5G,
LEO Broadband,
Mobile Broadband
Direct-to-Device (D2D),
Non-Terrestrial-Network (NTN),
Satellite-to-Device,

Supplemental Coverage from Space (SCS),
Non Terrestrial Networks (NTN)
I'm connected by spacemobile.
Spacemobile by DaMadMonk September 5, 2023

Space job 

The process of getting a blow-job from Megan Fox while on a NASA space ship.
Hey guys, did you hear about John getting a space job during spring break? Megan fox blow-job space NASA ship
Space job by Rodney Scholar February 28, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026