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I space docked your momma last night and went to sleep.
by NothinButDaTruth April 17, 2006
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spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.
1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?
by nbiz September 20, 2005
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The ultimate sign of trust between two men. One man takes his uncircumcised penis and envelops the head of another man's penis with it. It is expected that both men wear astronaut helmets and nothing else during the procedure.
Bridge, this is control.
We are preparing to board.
Initiating spacedock.
Foreskin opening, enveloping in T-Minus 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Trust engaged.
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To shit in the vagina.
After some fun times, Luke spacedocked Marissa.
by Joe Hotdog October 24, 2006
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The act in which one circumcised man pulls the foreskin of an uncircumcised man over his penis, joining at the head like a space dock.
That kid Pat is so gay, he and Cason actually tried to space dock like the fags they are!
by Loretto215 January 25, 2008
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When a frozen shit is inserted into a womans vagina
I space docked sally last nite
by duggy November 15, 2007
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Similar to heterosexual love-making, only substitute a frozen turd dildo (turdildo) for the man and repeat until messy, warm and satisfied.
Your sister: "Who ate my turdildos? The ones in the Fudgesicle box? Fuck! Now what am I going to spacedock with? Shit! Oh, of course..."
by ancientmariner December 11, 2006
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