cunt spout 

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language

Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.

cunt spout by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

Mark Greg Sputnik 

A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.

Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.

Mark Greg Sputnik by Saucemuffin January 20, 2011

sputzlich 

An adjective with no meaning what-so-ever. One to use in any situation ever. Discribes everything and everyone. The meaning is up to your imagination.

"You're so sputzlich!"

"The sky is really sputzlich today."
"Why are you so sputzlich all the time?!"

sputzlich by vgirl04 October 19, 2022

Spouting 

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

Spouting by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

sputzie

Pittsburgh slang for the common sparrow

The sputzies are eating at the bird feeder.

sputzie by R. T. White February 10, 2008

anal sputum 

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

anal sputum by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

Spjute 

To expel objects or fluids. Can also be in reference to the object being spjuted. v or n.

I just spjuted my khakis!

Spjute by MishaPoppins June 14, 2018