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Southridge Sproof 

A group of friends who got together to watch each others backs or be there when they needed help. Some consider it a gang but its much less violent then a gang. Southridge Sproof started in Mesa, Arizona. It first started out as a joke untill more friends got interested in it and put more time into it. They arent known to start violence but if violence comes to them they will be sure to return the favor.
Person #1 "hey man you heard of that underground group Southridge Sproof?"
Person #2 "Nah, what are they all about?"
Person #1 "I heard its a pretty sick group of guys who always got each others backs and like to organize cool shit to do"
Southridge Sproof by Colt.45 September 14, 2008
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Southridge Mall 

Southridge Mall is located on the South Side of Des Moines Iowa. It is the dirtiest, sketchiest mall in all of Des Moines. When driving up to the mall you will quickly notice that the car to parking lot ratio is about 1/10000. The parking lot is unnecessarily way too big for the whole 6 customers that shop here annually. This is ironic because malls such as Jordan Creek located in West Des Moines never has enough parking spots available. When entering you might get the vibe that you quickly want to leave when glaring down the vacant hallways of this mall. There might be a total of 3 stores open in this mall at any given point in time. Most of the time you will just walk by a place that used to be a store that is blocked off because they had to close down. Stores usually last I'd say about 11 days before they have to close down because they get no business. However if you do continue to walk around this mall you will guaranteed spot the "mullet lady" security guard. I think she lives at this mall. She walks around aimlessly and breaks up groups of Lincoln High School students larger than 3. Also there is a merry go round located by the food court. Groups of Lincoln High School students will ride this thinking they are cool. You may love, hate or be indifferent towards Southridge Mall. Whatever your opinion it is clear that God himself created this wonder mall and sent it from the heavens.
Laquisha: Ayyo Wanna go to Southridge Mall ?
JaTayvon: N*gga you crazy!? Aint no stores there everythang vacant!
Laquisha: You right N*gga! Lets go to Jordan Creek!
JaTayvon: I'm down with the b*tches and the hos.

southside steamer 

The act of taking a shit on the hood of someone's car.
I went to the parking lot after school, and somebody left a southside steamer on my fucking car.
southside steamer by the hood pooper September 21, 2012

Southside Serpents 

The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.

These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.

The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.

Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
Southside Serpents by MelonBed April 26, 2019

Southside Gookers 

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.
You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.

So Southside 

an event or thing that is prominent or could be connected stereotypically to the the life of a teenager from the southside of chicago. (Beverly,Mt.Greenwood,Evergreen Park, Oak Lawn, etc.)
Bev Kid: Look at that kid from MTG drinking a busch and beating up that black kid.
Bev Kid 2: So southside.
So Southside by BevAsFuck June 16, 2011

Southside Slickback 

When a dirty ass girl decides that its a better idea to slick her hair back into a ponytail, than it is to take a shower. She pulls it back tight against her head and adds product to make the grease look planned. She isn't fooling anyone.
Teri: Did you see that girl over there with the Southside Slickback?

Val: No but I could smell her.