Southern vampire 

When a girl is on her period and someone eats her out gettin blood n shit all over their mouth, thusly lookin like a vampire.

Girl: im on my period.
Southern vampire dude: OOh baby i wanna be your southern vampire tonight
Girl: man you're nasty

Southern vampire by Bob a lob June 14, 2008

Chronic Southern Vagitosis 

A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.

My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"

Chronic Southern Vagitosis by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006

southern valentine 

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

southern valentine by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

Southern Vacuum Seal 

The act of vacuum sealing your penis or nads in hopes of preserving it over long periods of time.

The 85 year old man had a shaft of a 16 year old boy due to the Southern Vacuum Seal.

Southern Vacuum Seal by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

SouthernAphobic 

A term used to describe people who are usually from the west coast or northern United States who display an avid hate/aggression towards people from southern states

Definition A term used to describe people who are usually from the west coast or northern United States who display an avid hate/aggression towards people from southern states, example, That yank said all southerners are rednecks, he must be SouthernAphobic

SouthernAphobic by TexanMan May 25, 2023

Southernality

Southernality is generally used in a brief statement when describing an incident or activity just observed, or a conversation just overheard, that is conducive to southern culture or language.

Crdt: G.O., H.H.

“Billy Bob, it’s spelled ‘crawdad,’ not ‘crawdead,’ however, your enunciation gives it some good Southernality.”

Southernality by G.O.H.H. July 5, 2020

southernmade 

Not entirely a cowboy, country boy, nor redneck but shares similar beliefs and ideas that each of those titles are associated with. A person who loves the country life such as being around animals and driving trucks and praising God.

I ain't a cowboy because I don't own a ranch and rope stuff. I ain't country because I own a car. I ain't redneck because I actually bought gorilla glue instead of using duct tape. I must be southernmade.

southernmade by Average22Joe October 1, 2020