southern belch

A southern female who has delusional belief she is on a par with the attractiveness or charm of any southern chic flic actress like Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias or Mary Louise Parker in Fried green tomatoes. When in reality they have the sexual appeal of Kenny Powers.

Dude that southern belch is like the cowbell equivalent of snookie. Where's my mace?

by southern belch November 19, 2010