North Plainfield

1. A small suburban middle class town located in Somerset County, New Jersey. While technically the average household salary ($65k) in North Plainfield is signifigantly higher than the average household salary in America ($41k), the town and it's sister towns, Plainfield and South Plainfield, come off as extremely poor and trashy when compared to it's far richer and better off neighboring communities in the Somerset Hills such as Bernardsville, Warren, Watchung, Basking Ridge, and Bridgewater. These communities of course look down (and that's putting it lightly) on North Plainfield for not being as affluent . In fact, it's worth noting that Watchung township actually bought off the plot of land from North Plainfield that was then used to build the Watchung Square Mall, which now Watchung township is making millions off of. (Mostly North Plainfield patronage)

The crime rate in town is...

Group of Honda heads located mainly in Piscataway , North Plainfield, South Plainfield and Plainfield, NJ. Usually seen driving their cars all around the tri-state area. Most can be seen using catch phrases such as FML, FTMFW, FTL and "Get Arped!"

Crazy ass charlie that is obsessed with Joey and needs to let go cause shes putting herself in danger. She needs help, she goes to South Plainfield High in Dirty Jersey...if anyone knows her...needs help like a shrink..

The area of Scottland owned by Damian Henderson of South Plainfield, New Jersey. Passed down to him by his great great great great granddaddy Lochabar after winning an Atlantean arm-wrestling contest against the Loch-Ness Monster. Presumed to soon be its own nation. Also, due to the nature of ownership, can be used as a nickname for certian persons who own land in Scottland.

shipwreck schramm

(can also be shortened ex. - shipwreck)

1.) shipwreck schramm - Any person who becomes emotionally unhinged while being entirely too intoxicated from consuming Budlight and continuously tries to break household items such as tables and or chairs with amnesia of events afterwards.

*note: Coming of the shipwreck can be determined by the veracity of guido fist pumps while listening to club music.

Chicagoland is the area bound by Chicago and all of it's suburbs. It goes as far as University Park, Matteson, Sauk Village in the south, Joliet in the southwest, Plainfield, Naperville, Geneva, Batavia in the west, Elgin in the Northwest and the Waukegan area in the north.

Chicagoland is huge and everyone seems to know eachother.

Solo Slut

When a girl.
A: dresses like a slut.
B: acts like a slut.
C: cannot get the guys to be a slut.

A and B dont have to both be present in this "Solo Slut"
But the combiniation of A & C Or B & C Must exist We call those Solo Slut Recruits
Those who posses the all three traits are what we call Master of the Solo Sluttigion

It is rumored that The first solo slut ever known to exist was spotted signing up for a school south of plainfield.
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