Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!
Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
by the gumada man May 8, 2008
40 plus divorced women are remarkably like a chicken that has been in your frig to long. They are old, picked over and nothing left to do with them but make soup. The only thing you can do with a soup chicken is to give her a dirty pirate.
by Murphy's Pub-soup chicken palace August 26, 2006
The idea that once something has passed there is not anything you can do about it and you must control what you can control.
by ChickenMan11244 November 2, 2023
by that one guy from the before August 6, 2010
When preparing for surgery or colonoscopy, the final product left in the toilet in the process of clearing the bowels; a yellowish broth-like and liquid bowel movement.
The doctor asked the nature of my last bowel movement prior to the procedure; I told her I had chicken soup.
by Gojai August 23, 2017
by spidermanherass December 13, 2010