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soup chicken 

Older than a cougar or a MILF but still within boning range, a soup chicken is a somewhat fit divorcee or widow that is clearly on the gun lap of her sexual marketability.

The oldest cohort of the chicken world; i.e., fryer / broiler / roaster / soup chicken
Dude, dig that soup chicken in the leopard print tights!

Yeah, she's a soup chicken, but I'd rip into that like a hog after corn on a cool fall day!

Better bring some lube on your date, bro, that soup chicken's probably a tad dry.
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soup chicken 

40 plus divorced women are remarkably like a chicken that has been in your frig to long. They are old, picked over and nothing left to do with them but make soup. The only thing you can do with a soup chicken is to give her a dirty pirate.
A soup chicken is class of older women.

Chicken Soup Chicken Nuggets 

The immaculate combination of ingrediants to create the perfect dish

Chicken Soup for the Soul 

A media franchise about comfortable stuff.

chicken soup 

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.
chicken soup by john February 25, 2004

Chicken Soup Party 

Is when you bring, or are brought, chicken soup when you, or both parties, are sick. Only to completely fuck each other's brains out. Rarely, if ever, does anyone actually eat said soup.
Friend 1 - "Hey man I heard you were sick so I had my sister bring you some chicken soup. Did you like it?"

Friend 2 - "Oh! Yeah bro, it was absolutely fucking amazing! Best chicken soup party ever. I ate her all night!"

Friend 1 - "What? Her?!"

Friend 2 - "What!? Nothing! 'it' I said it. I ate 'it' all night... I gotta go"
Chicken Soup Party by Shag Hammer November 28, 2010

Barney Chicken Soup!

Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
Barney Chicken Soup! by Rochaz78 October 7, 2021