a person who demonstrates
douchebaggery while proudly ordering "edemame" (visualize pinky out sipping his "
apple-tini"), all while flawlessly executing
proper chopstick technique.
excuse me souchebag, but will you pass me that big
fucking fork so i can eat this shit in
3 bites and stare at the side of your face for the next hour while you use a branch to eat
rice.... souchebag.