sorrylut 

your friends girlfriend who has sex with you and all of your other friends. she is a really nice person

basil i have something to tell you. your girl is a sorrylut.

sorrylut by artytork April 27, 2009

Sorrylation 

words expressing praise mixed with sorrow for an achievement which carries additional stress and/or responsibility; especially if it sucks away more of your personal time.

Sorrylations on your PhD, your first student loan payment is due on the 15th of next month.

Sorrylation by Plinkus March 10, 2018