Why would I want Sorris Diaw on my team?
Ain't no way you gonna get me to watch World Cup Sorrcer.
I used to like ESPN before all these terrible anchors started coming on Sorrtscenter.
That motorcycle accident was quite a sorrendipitous turn of events in Ben Sorrthlisberger's career.
Tom (yelling over his shoulder): "Sorrs, I'm late for a meeting!"