A woman wizard who doesn't like to be called a witch because not only does that give the instant image of an ugly old hag, it rhymes with b*tch. A sorceress is usually very attractive. She has magical powers, casts spells on broken fingers, and does voodoo to make sure that everything goes her way. Sorceresses do NOT ride on broomsticks as they give terrible wedgies. They drive 2007 Mustang GT's.
by kaybutts June 19, 2007
Bob: Hi, Nancy. How was church today?
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
Nancy: Oh, Bob, I won't go anymore now that there is a sorceress at the altar.
by Gwladys December 30, 2011
A sorceress is beautiful, powerful woman who is also deceitful and full of trickery. Sometimes her sorcery is exhibited by clever camera angle to feign attractiveness, other times it displayed by having a wonton disregard for the male population's needs or feelings.
Franklin: She seemed like a catch, dude.
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
Bash: Yeah but when we left the dark bar I realized she was a total sorceress.
Man: You goddamn sorceress! You've tricked me! I'll never love again! Give me back my Steely Dan records! Sorceress!
by Alan Danson June 4, 2011
A female, superior being that is able to cast spells and perform other acts of magic, such as controlling water, fire, or wind; or being able to transform the state or natural being of things, objects, or people.
Sometimes I think that lady next door must be a sorceress with all her black cats she has around. She must have twenty of them!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 17, 2018
A female that has the capability of metaphorically and or literally sucking the soul out of you through your penis
Friend: Hey how did last night go with that girl?
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.
Guy: Awesome, we went back to my place. Chick was a Throat Sorceress, I think I’m in love.
by Dave Chiconey February 26, 2021