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Sontard is the oldest child of youtubers Shaycarl and Katilette. He is the older brother of Princesstard, Babytard, and Rocktard. As the eldest child, Sontard is a very loving older bro and looks out for all his younger siblings. He definitely looks up to his father in a lot of ways and will prove to be a great man someday.

Of all things, Sontard definitely knows how to bust some moves. He will break out dancing anytime, anywhere. His specialty is definitely the worm. Sontard is also mad G and loves hip hop. All the girls in his class like him, leading him to wonder "how did I get so handsome?"

Some of his other hobbies include chasing his sister around the house and playing sports. He's probably the buffest, coolest, more awesome 1st grader you'll ever meet.
Person 1: WHOA! Is that Sontard doing the worm dance and being cool and sh**?!

Person 2: Hell yeah, bro!

Sontard: I'll do the worm dance anytime and anywhere I go!
Person: Prove it.
Sontard: *breaks down and does the sickest worm dance in history*
Person: EPIC!
Sontard by ilovemypuppyjenna97 August 19, 2011
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Sontails 

A Pairing between sonic the hedgehog and Miles Tails Prower
sonic x Tails = Sontails
Sontails by Liquid Halo November 4, 2008
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stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)
when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.
sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004
a fanfiction,usually a love between sonic the hedgehog and shadow the hedgehog.sonadow.com
-i love dyingsoul36 fanfiction about sonadow!!

-i know its so sweet and sad and happy.
sonadow by frankie or gaby August 4, 2008

Sontaran 

An ugly, irritating bastard with no neck.
They can be seen in call-centres located in Central Scotland.
Named after the alien race seen in the TV series 'Doctor Who'.
''That tosser is a Sontaran mongtard.
I hate the cunt's guts.''
Sontaran by Abdul Um Bongo March 12, 2009

2-7÷%*€((sonta-London5 

textkey location omicron project CIA whitesiteE7 keeping Evolution computer defeat AllenTuring test. shipped mars. Elon Musk. Hurry.
key to translate Industrial society and it's future 2-7÷%*€((sonta-London5 zodiac locker #5. Index line 7 word 3 omicron password there.
The top gay porn ship for furries. Another term for this is (also Sonadow is originally from Japanese culture, what did you think Sonic was America. Just because he eats chili dogs more that dick ((hence the amazing deep throating seen by the fandom)) doesn’t mean he’s not a popular immigrant. Try to take that from us Mr. Trump) is yaoi. This is often seen in anime (cringe of Sonic X flashbacks) or created by the fandom. Oh what hell the fandom realizes that could be brought on in their head to share. Eh if it could make you horny, why not. Please drift away from all logic to do so.
Hey did you make that sonadow pic just uploaded on Deviantart?
Sonadow by Mc Real Slimmy November 16, 2017