Sonoran Dildo 

1. A cactus in your ass or vagina. It can be an accidental occurence, but it was most likely put there by your boyfriend. A Sonoran Dildo is probably extremely unpleasent.

2. Something gay guys put in there ass to feel something because after years of gay sex, there ass becomes numb and longs for a cactus to be shoved in it.

Ex 1: I had to go to the hospital because my boyfriend used a Sonoran Dildo on me.

Ex 2: John and Tom died yesterday because they gave each other Sonoran Dildos.

Sonoran Dildo by Nick2401 June 22, 2011

sonoran hotdog

Touching the male genitalia after chopping or handing spicy hot items such as chili powder, or red peppers. The heat transfers from the hands to the male's member and causes an uncomfortable burning sensation.

I went to take a leak after eating a dozen hot wings, apparently I didn't get all the sauce off my hands because I ended up running out of the bathroom with a terrible Sonoran Hotdog.

sonoran hotdog by jerkemo June 23, 2009

Sonoran Stinger 

When a person performing oral sex sticks their thumb up the recipient's butt instead of a finger; Considered the signature move of truck stop prostitutes near the Arizona/Mexico border

Normally, my husband likes me to put a finger in his butt during oral, but I thought I would surprise him with a Sonoran Stinger and use my thumb instead

Sonoran Stinger by jackburton420 June 8, 2017

Sonoran Handshake 

When two males obtain a Q-Tip with each end dipped in hot sauce and insert each end of the Q-Tip into their penises. The first one to pull away is the inferior man.

Man 1: I challenge you to a Sonoran Handshake!
Man 2: Challenge accepted!

Together the men douse each end of the Q-Tip in hot sauce and insert the ends into their penises. Both men glare into each other’s eyes when finally Man 1 pulls away in agony, thus declaring Man 2 as the superior male.

Sonoran Handshake by SirBiggles May 17, 2018

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper 

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

Sonoran Preserve 

Scott started a 10 acre fire. Got busted by cops and made mushroom cloud

I went to the Sonoran Preserve and made a fire.

Scott went to the Sonoran Preserve and made a fire

Sonoran Preserve by Johny Hargarty Jones July 20, 2008

Sonoran Dog

When a girl rubs sriracha sauce all over your Johnson before she licks it off.

I was visiting this girl I know. She was fine. Before I left, she gave me a Sonoran Dog.

Sonoran Dog by Dictionary Bill July 18, 2018