An expression of exasperation meant to express this feeling while simultaneously leaving the uninitiated with a sense of confusion.
"Son of a monkey! I can't believe he just said/did/ate that!"
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Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.
"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"
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A Different Nore Original Way Of Saying " Son Of A Bitch!" Son of a bitch
Jess: *Loses a £20 Bet To Soph* Son Of A Monkey Fuck!!
by Sophii October 4, 2006
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1. A modern version of "son of a bitch," because it is the most useless swear. It doesn't have the kick the it used to have.

2. Used to tell that a person's mother/father is a monkey.

3. Comeback; Witty retort
John: Fuck you, fatass!

Sean: You son of a monkey fucker!

John: . . .
by MorsMortis March 8, 2010
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Another slang way to say "son of a gun" or "son of a bitch".
In most way, you'd be mad, or 'pissed' at something.
Also works as insults: "shut up you son of a monkeys ass"
Counterexample:
"Ah son of a bitch, theres a test today!"

Example:
"son of a monkeys ass, i forgot my essay!"
by Elliott.D July 6, 2009
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1)Can be taken literally, the actual son of someone who bit a monkey.

2)The word monkey can also refer to male genetalia, therefore to call someone a son of a monkey biter could mean, that the person you are referring to has a gay father.

3)An interesting, substitute to son of a b*tch.
*man carries a soda inside for his wife, and suddenly drops it and it pours out.. all over her new white shirt*

woman's reply to situation: "You son of a MoNkey BiTER, I just bought this!!"
by gazingupwards May 2, 2008
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