phrase popularized by the great pan man. legend has it that the pan began the phrase after describing an encounter with his super-asian father: "dudddde, if I don't start studying for the amc, my dad will shit on my dickkk." soon, this phrase began spreading rapidly through ncssm (think lice), until it became common lingo.
"somd, my miller paper is due in 30 minutes."
"man, somd, I can't get my final checkmark on webassign"
The abbreviated version SOMD is used when one does not want others to know what they are saying or wants to use the phrase in a shortened and less vulgar form. It works 12% of the time in most situations as a successful pick up line.
When something is so funny it literally makes you spit out the entire contents in your mouth. Its one step above LMAO.
Thought up in the supergaylist by two gay super heroes . Who literally had to buy a new monitor after laughing so hard they spit there water on to the screen an fried the circuits
Not to be used in a litteral sense, but rather to be used as a way to 'rub it in.'
B: I spent 3 hours doing my science midterm and i think i failed.
A: Ya, I got today to study. SOMD
"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"
Sit On My Dick
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"