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8.
The abbreviation for SHIT ON MY DICK, Used as an expression of anger or frustration. Originally created and first used by Johnny b
Wow my life sure does suck. Would somebody please just SOMD?!
by Johnny Bee May 14, 2007
 
1.
"shit on my dick."

phrase popularized by the great pan man. legend has it that the pan began the phrase after describing an encounter with his super-asian father: "dudddde, if I don't start studying for the amc, my dad will shit on my dickkk." soon, this phrase began spreading rapidly through ncssm (think lice), until it became common lingo.
"dude, you just tippered me with marth. somd"
"somd, my miller paper is due in 30 minutes."
"man, somd, I can't get my final checkmark on webassign"
by somd, jr. June 13, 2008
 
2.
"Spit On My Dick"
The abbreviated version SOMD is used when one does not want others to know what they are saying or wants to use the phrase in a shortened and less vulgar form. It works 12% of the time in most situations as a successful pick up line.
Well then you should SOMD.
by CreativeCham November 25, 2010
 
3.
Spit Out My Drink

When something is so funny it literally makes you spit out the entire contents in your mouth. Its one step above LMAO.
Thought up in the supergaylist by two gay super heroes . Who literally had to buy a new monitor after laughing so hard they spit there water on to the screen an fried the circuits
That comment he posted was so funny I SOMD.
by dropdeadmike September 22, 2013
 
4.
Suck On My Dick.

Not to be used in a litteral sense, but rather to be used as a way to 'rub it in.'
A: I didn't get a cut for skipping school today

B: I spent 3 hours doing my science midterm and i think i failed.

A: Ya, I got today to study. SOMD
by blahblahasdewq January 20, 2011
 
5.
Son of a mother duck!
*hit basketball into net with baseball bat from 200ft.*

"SON OF A MOTHER DUCK!"

abbr. S.O.M.D.
by epicninjarapelol February 17, 2010
 
6.
Short for:

Sit On My Dick
"Yo, you look like a nerd"
"S.O.M.D. you asshole!"
by This Life Style October 26, 2005
 
7.
Abbreviation for "Suck On My Dong".
n00b: "Shut up Jenks!"
Jenks: "SOMD!"
by sukon madong May 18, 2006